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Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10142) - you deserved it (18975)

On 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm - intimacy - by Alohaporno (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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amateur.

#4 - On 08/03/2011 at 6:08pm by flockz

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I always hide mine under "Grandmas Live Colonoscopy" No one ever attempts to go in there. Try it out.

#24 - On 08/03/2011 at 6:14pm by every1luvsboners

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