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Today, I was feeling a little naughty, so I put on a sexy outfit, laid down on the hood of my boyfriend's car, and waited for him to find me. When he came into the garage and saw me, he freaked out and bitched at me, because I "could have dented the chassis". FML


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On 07/31/2011 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by username (woman) - United States (New York)

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Why men are more worried about cars then girls I don't know. Doesn't make sense to me.

#1 - On 07/31/2011 at 6:58pm by CryMoreFMLs

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never mess with a mans car.

#3 - On 07/31/2011 at 6:59pm by 6tori6

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