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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36400) - you deserved it (8040)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

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ur still a virgin

#3 - On 07/22/2011 at 10:08am by hombrepollo

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Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

#6 - On 07/22/2011 at 10:09am by Glitterhinoceros

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