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Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by McKenna - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Honey, if you need to turn him on a day in advance to get him to want to have sex with you, you're doing something wrong.

#11 - On 07/16/2011 at 6:05am by Doortje

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Either you are trying to hard or he has moved on and isn't interested... try to figure out the real reason and good luck!

#4 - On 07/16/2011 at 5:57am by cupcakegirl93

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