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Today, I was playing my guitar outside my apartment building, and some people had put some money in my guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and my case. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41246) - you deserved it (4461)

On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

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I saw a lady throw a bag of dog shit into a guitar case once and the guy sniffed it true story

#1 - On 07/15/2011 at 3:05am by howslife123

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eww what an ass. that's messed up.

#2 - On 07/15/2011 at 3:07am by Calivale

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