Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
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Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.
#2 - On 07/06/2011 at 11:14pm by Thabb
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If she has balls and is pregnant you probably shouldn't have sex with it anyways.
#10 - On 07/06/2011 at 11:17pm by every1luvsboners
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