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Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34032) - you deserved it (9477)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.

#2 - On 07/06/2011 at 11:14pm by Thabb

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If she has balls and is pregnant you probably shouldn't have sex with it anyways.

#10 - On 07/06/2011 at 11:17pm by every1luvsboners

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