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Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46116) - you deserved it (14697)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

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console her by making love to her ;)

#2 - On 07/06/2011 at 1:01pm by aprilita

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LMAO!

#1 - On 07/06/2011 at 1:00pm by ParkersGirl

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