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Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11216) - you deserved it (32049)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)

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stop putting cum on your face then

#2 - On 07/03/2011 at 1:21pm by JDFromSac

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At least you can start your own business now. Proactiv 2: Ingredients Unknown.

#9 - On 07/03/2011 at 1:22pm by iAmScrubs

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