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Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55467) - you deserved it (4989)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

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