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Today, I saw a couple of beetles doing it. Jealous, I quickly crushed them with my boot while screaming, "IF I CAN'T DO IT, NOBODY WILL!" All the little kids playing on the local playground, including parents supervising them, gave me dirty, confused looks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15213) - you deserved it (82655)

On 05/06/2009 at 2:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

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