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Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27223) - you deserved it (11266)

On 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by gjh - Australia (New South Wales)

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agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:50pm by pannap

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yo your hair is too long son!

p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

#5 - On 02/25/2009 at 3:43pm by dude..

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