Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
by gjh / 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
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agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....
#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:50pm by pannap
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yo your hair is too long son!
p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...
#5 - On 02/25/2009 at 3:43pm by dude..
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