Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

by gjh / 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • agreed. trim up!!! you don't like girls with a huge bush do you? neither do girls....

    #4 - On 02/20/2009 at 10:50pm by pannap

    See in context

  • yo your hair is too long son!

    p.s. I would never let a mouth full of metal anywhere near my penis man. imagine getting some skin caught...

    #5 - On 02/25/2009 at 3:43pm by dude..

    See in context