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Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46933) - you deserved it (5176)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

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MAN THE FUCK UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. ( anger ended ) throw her shit in the fire and then when your friend drives you home pop him in the face when you reach your house.

#5 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:32pm by godmax1

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Blood curdling sex? Sounds terrible.

#2 - On 06/19/2011 at 6:31pm by Xcrazygirl21

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