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Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML
ok but if it was your outer thigh she should have realized that your handwasnt in your crotch...
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Friday 27 March 2015