Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

by callie / 06/18/2011 at 2:08am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy

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  • well it does count as selfpleasuring...

    #1 - On 06/18/2011 at 6:12am by BShady96

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  • ok but if it was your outer thigh she should have realized that your handwasnt in your crotch...

    #5 - On 06/18/2011 at 6:22am by missfml1105

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