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Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12041) - you deserved it (198678)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

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You deserved it, asshole. Don't cheat and this wouldn't happen.

#1 - On 06/16/2011 at 9:54am by StormGirl142

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You totally deserved it. There is nothing more to be said. Hopefully you'll now have learned the importance of words like 'respect', 'loyalty', 'love' and 'peoplewhocheatdeservetobekickedintheballs'.

#6 - On 06/16/2011 at 9:57am by DjeePee

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