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Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30019) - you deserved it (10459)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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yes minecraft is that awesome

#3 - On 06/15/2011 at 2:32am by fallout125

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Get a vibrator, and turn on some porn.


And, word of advice, don't sext a boy you just happen to like. It won't end well. He will either ignore you or turn you down.. Or use you. Very few of us would date a girl we can have, anyways.. And those of us who would are, in majority, part of the ignoring group.

Get some class with that vibrator, too. Try not to look so desperate.

#7 - On 06/15/2011 at 2:35am by dudeitsdanny

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