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Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48292) - you deserved it (5576)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

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A tick on your dick? Ew, that's sick.

#6 - On 06/13/2011 at 5:52am by MtnDew32

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wow maybe having a bigger penis is not that bad?

#2 - On 06/13/2011 at 5:49am by IceeCreamm

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