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Today, I tried viagra for the first time. That was at noon, I still have an erection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10129) - you deserved it (32490)

On 01/18/2009 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by boner_dude - United States (California)

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... come on! your nickname on FML is boner_dude! You really took viagra and expected average results?

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 8:30pm by Steady_Mitch

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Consult a physician.

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:23pm by rt

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