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Today, I had sex with a juggalo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12010) - you deserved it (40721)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Umm.. Well, here's the solution: Don't.

You obviously wanted to have sex with him, otherwise it would be an entirely different FML. You ARE capable of deciding who to screw.. If you're desperate enough to have sex with a juggalo, when you obviously dislike that, then that's your fault. Get a vibrator, or stop doing whoever comes along.

#9 - On 06/07/2011 at 2:54am by dudeitsdanny

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hope you used protection

#2 - On 06/07/2011 at 2:49am by kwt2007

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