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Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35807) - you deserved it (13076)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm - intimacy - by minecraftwilldie - United States (Illinois)

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you've obviously never played minecraft.

#4 - On 06/02/2011 at 5:20pm by chiddy_bang71

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He's a keeper.

#1 - On 06/02/2011 at 5:16pm by mandywaffles

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