Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
I agree, your life sucks (39219) - you deserved it (17252)
On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)
Emma-Louise's life also sucksToday, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to…
Well try using more than just your hands??
#3 - On 05/27/2011 at 11:54pm by alex1432
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+186 | 9
wow u must really suck
#2 - On 05/27/2011 at 11:54pm by lilbeast0327
+179 | 3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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