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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33320) - you deserved it (13135)

On 05/27/2011 at 9:04pm - intimacy - by valerie - United States (Texas)

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Well try using more than just your hands??

#3 - On 05/27/2011 at 11:54pm by alex1432

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wow u must really suck

#2 - On 05/27/2011 at 11:54pm by lilbeast0327

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