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Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (110589) - you deserved it (15422)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)

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Fuck. One more reason why you should stay in school

#2 - On 05/14/2011 at 10:10am by Gurljuice

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Come out of your room and walk past whistling with your hands in your pocket.

#6 - On 05/14/2011 at 10:11am by iAmScrubs

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