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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29178) - you deserved it (14065)

On 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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