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Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19673) - you deserved it (39434)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

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that's for being an idiot and not using the internet for porn

#1 - On 04/21/2011 at 5:16pm by browntiga

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go find a chick to actually have sex with as opposed to ur hand

#3 - On 04/21/2011 at 5:17pm by ori0324

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