Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
by Andrew / 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm / United States / Intimacy
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She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your cock.
#1 - On 04/20/2011 at 4:03pm by Wheredidgrungego
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Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.
#3 - On 04/20/2011 at 4:06pm by blueocean43
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