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Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44280) - you deserved it (10280)

On 04/20/2011 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by Andrew - United States

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She just didn't want the baby to be poked by your cock.

#1 - On 04/20/2011 at 4:03pm by Wheredidgrungego

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Some women keep having periods when they are pregnant, maybe she is one of them.

#3 - On 04/20/2011 at 4:06pm by blueocean43

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