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Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14031) - you deserved it (25791)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

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