Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18831) - you deserved it (36633)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Top comments

hahahahahaha
take it easy on the guy. he fails but...it's technically not his fault
how could he have known that his ex wanted to ahem MAKE WHOOPIE? gosh lol

#6 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:35pm by Rainbowsareshiny

See in context

you definately misused "abundantly" in this. Fail

#3 - On 02/06/2009 at 7:44pm by feelslikeanoose

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Cynthia's illustrated FML
  • TFIF indeed. It's time to kick off the suit and tie and forget about work. Some of us are going out for drinks with friends, others are going to enjoy some live music and some brave fools are going to keep fit…

Friday 28 November 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: