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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57761) - you deserved it (10147)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

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if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

#5 - On 04/12/2011 at 5:48am by bgo7

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Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

#13 - On 04/12/2011 at 5:57am by Alliria

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