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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55388) - you deserved it (9682)

On 04/12/2011 at 12:00am - intimacy - by Artic (woman) - United States (New York)

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