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Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25746) - you deserved it (45867)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

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Awww poor baby, hope you made it up to him.

#2 - On 04/06/2011 at 2:55am by Nimmrodel

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Well, I imagine that he was called names and such in high school, and when he he mentioned a cheerleader fantasy, I don't think he thought he'd be getting the stereotypical 1990s bitchface cheerleader stereotype.

#20 - On 04/06/2011 at 3:15am by allmidnighteyes

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