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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40482) - you deserved it (10807)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

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That's when you whip out a sex toy and tell him "You first"!~

#4 - On 04/04/2011 at 3:17am by Mirorbo

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But whose anus though...

#9 - On 04/04/2011 at 3:24am by unidentified_sta

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