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Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML


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On 04/03/2011 at 7:27am - intimacy - by dahs - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

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pubes? gross...

#1 - On 04/03/2011 at 1:46pm by cmfh88

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Love how most people on here are disgusted with pubic hair. Not everyone likes to shave everything off. And jeez, it's natural. Calm down.
And guys need to stop expecting every girl to shave everything. Keep watching your porn if you wanna see completely hairless girls.

#144 - On 04/03/2011 at 6:03pm by SuperWasian

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