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Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

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On 04/03/2011 at 7:27am - intimacy - by dahs - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

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pubes? gross...

#1 - On 04/03/2011 at 1:46pm by cmfh88

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She never said how many pubes she had and if she's maybe partially shaved. That's actually not the issue here. I wonder very much about the amount of conformism here. If she shaves or not is her decision, and not yours to comment. This is ridiculous. Pubes are normal for grown-up members of the human race, and their treatment is a fad.

Also, I wonder what kind of idiot this boyfriend is and why she keeps him.

#133 - On 04/03/2011 at 5:13pm by cul8r

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