Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39500) - you deserved it (7657)
On 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Alisha's life also sucksToday, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about…
milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...
#8 - On 03/30/2011 at 6:15pm by VVeetard
See in context
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Atleast it wasn't a hobo .
#7 - On 03/30/2011 at 6:15pm by victoriaax3
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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