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Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39500) - you deserved it (7657)

On 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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milkshake brings all the boys to the yard...

#8 - On 03/30/2011 at 6:15pm by VVeetard

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Atleast it wasn't a hobo .

#7 - On 03/30/2011 at 6:15pm by victoriaax3

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