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Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18311) - you deserved it (2457)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by SSH - United States (Florida)

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16 and a virgin.
Not really sure what I'm missing, and I don't particularly care at the moment.
Hahaha.

#7 - On 03/27/2009 at 4:12pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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I guess it sucks for me. I'm 23 and still a virgin (im a guy, btw)

#11 - On 06/02/2009 at 11:29pm by cmac86

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