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Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58095) - you deserved it (7320)

On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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