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Today, my girfriend of two years told me she wasn't actually a lesbian and our relationship was more of a 'learning experience'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48161) - you deserved it (9976)

On 03/26/2011 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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Learning for what!?!? Pleasuring a man with manboobs and a really tiny dick?

#12 - On 03/26/2011 at 7:42pm by perdix

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#2 - On 03/26/2011 at 7:38pm by YankeesUniverse

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