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Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

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On 03/26/2011 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Thatslife (woman) - Netherlands (Friesland)

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what a dumbass

#1 - On 03/26/2011 at 6:01pm by niiick97

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I would say she should get together with the boys who think girls don't pee/poop/fart/burp... but I really don't want these idiots to breed.

#6 - On 03/26/2011 at 6:06pm by rattusrattus

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