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Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22817) - you deserved it (63877)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Fcuked (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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lesson learned don't piss people off

#4 - On 03/23/2011 at 7:09am by spencerchu

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Why did he have pictures of you losing your virginity? Hmm mean friend :( But next time don't annoy him.

#5 - On 03/23/2011 at 7:11am by CateXOX

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