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Today, my parents thought it would be appropriate to tell my girlfriend that I used to stick my penis in a sock puppet and talk to it when I was younger. FML

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On 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by HotAsTits (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Haha aww.
All parents are going to embarrass you with the stories from when you were younger, don't worry.

#1 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:32pm by jess6blondie9

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Too bad the puppet was a cheerio with a cape.

#2 - On 03/20/2011 at 6:33pm by every1luvsboners

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