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Today, while at a boring lecture, I heard some people behind me whispering and laughing. I turned around, wondering what was so funny, which made them laugh even more. I then realised it looked like I'd been giving my pen a blowjob for the last 10 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18872) - you deserved it (31228)

On 03/19/2011 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by gayboii (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

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Now your pen-is very happy! ;D

#14 - On 03/19/2011 at 7:26pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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they were turned on and you know it

#4 - On 03/19/2011 at 7:21pm by howslife123

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