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Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52821) - you deserved it (7773)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

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hahaha how selfish of you! you get to orgasm but he doesn't? pshh

#3 - On 03/19/2011 at 11:12am by krystal2424

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that's strangely hot

#2 - On 03/19/2011 at 11:12am by deputy_g

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