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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38885) - you deserved it (6435)

On 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm - intimacy - by thisblows - United States (Pennsylvania)

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oh maan,weell at least he cares

#3 - On 03/16/2011 at 7:22pm by lalasha10

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gosh, he cares.
you fucking bitch.

#7 - On 03/16/2011 at 7:23pm by Kadz184

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