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Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

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On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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Here is a top tip for waterbed sex for you OP.

Just go with the motion of the ocean and ride the waves of pleasure until you are floating in a pool of orgasmic waterfalls. ;-)

#15 - On 03/07/2011 at 6:30am by Jimboom

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There's always the kitchen top, shower, pool table, car, hell even the ground if you're that way inclined.
Abandon ship and find another, better place to port, Captain.

#22 - On 03/07/2011 at 7:11am by ambowew

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