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Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54219) - you deserved it (4710)

On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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So, what's all the buzz about?

#2 - On 02/26/2011 at 5:56pm by WeeWizeL

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didnt notice the smell?!

#1 - On 02/26/2011 at 5:56pm by TurkeyBaconLovin

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