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Today, the guy I've had a crush on for a while called me and asked me over. I took a cab to his place and when I got there he was dressed in leather and wore a mask... It took me a 20 dollar cab fare to realize my crush is a freak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30199) - you deserved it (6442)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:38pm - intimacy - by Allenburg - United States (California)

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Hey, I would just have gone with it. Agree with #2.

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 8:20pm by Amydoll

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So he opened up to you and you call him a freak? What a horrible thing to do.

#3 - On 02/11/2009 at 5:21pm by Adzharia

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