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Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9075) - you deserved it (74950)

On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

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washing is a better option

#1 - On 02/11/2011 at 6:08am by robc32ca

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Ha ha. I bet you think the idea of spicing up your sex life constitutes putting curry power on your penis.

#11 - On 02/11/2011 at 6:14am by Jimboom

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