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Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5798) - you deserved it (22367)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

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