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Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9210) - you deserved it (34489)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

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Wow. It seems like you have a keeper. When you're a your lowest... he didn't want to seem like he was taking advantage of you. That's sweet.

#6 - On 02/15/2009 at 7:07am by maiden_girl

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Really I think the heartfelt meaningful conversation would be much better than sex. heaven forbid the person you wanted to simply use actually give a crap about your well being.

#11 - On 03/01/2009 at 1:31pm by Chaos Child

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