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Today, my mum told me how I was only here because my dad couldn't pull out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38381) - you deserved it (3189)

On 01/22/2011 at 5:03am - intimacy - by Theaccident (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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What a nice, caring person your mother must be. And sonic_boom? I'm guessing that you're going to get moderated. Congratulations on being first.

#4 - On 01/22/2011 at 10:45am by fluffingclouds

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Actually if he did then FYL, as a sperm that is.

#5 - On 01/22/2011 at 10:45am by alwa7sh

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