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Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML


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On 01/19/2011 at 7:05am - intimacy - by lonerjik (man) - United States (New York)

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It's quite simple. In dreams, you can have wild orgies with eight sets of identical twins. You can't do that IRL.

#1 - On 01/19/2011 at 1:02pm by rattusrattus

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You're assuming it was a sexual dream. It could just as easily have been a nightmare.... about having sex with you.

#11 - On 01/19/2011 at 1:29pm by Ninjafriends

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