Wanking yourself to death

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

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Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 292
You deserved it 47 596

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Sounds like you just need more conditioning. Just keep practicing, work up your strength and endurance, and you'll be able to go on and on with your exercise routine! Good luck! *rereads FML* Wait, while masturb...oh, come on! Dude, no!!

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

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stacster 0
DDPT2 4

65 made me chuckle.. which is a bit awkward because im on the throne at the moment. oh well

DDPT2 4

Well thank you! To receive acknowledgement from a royal such as yourself is a great honor. Have fun with your throne!

No need to put "Notes to self" on your car exhaust pipe, 52.

For using the word acknowledgment I dub thee Dr.SmartysSmarts III

If he gets an asthma attack from masturbating he'll probably get one from having sex too.

l0st_in_stere0 0

16- agreed. OP might as well just not have it at all... fyl

YEAH THIS IS SOMETHING U KEEP TO YOURSELF. LMAO. IF THIS BOY DID THAT WAKIN IT IF HE HAD A GURL HE WOULD DIE FOR SURE IM KINDA NEW TO THISS WHAT DOES OP MEAN?

therealsuperman 0

let the caps lock take a breather. op means organic Popsicle

why is it a guy?? I imagined a sexy French chick masturbating... so hot!

Why is it a guy? Assumption, but two reasons why it's more likely. 1. Guys ********** more often. 2. It's easier, and way funnier, to imagine a guy doing it. But if it was a "hot french chick" that'd be even worse. Think about it. If she was a hot french chick, she wouldn't need to **********. Why....? It can't be because she's not hot, or exotic enough, so the most likely scenario is that she's a vampire, and thus men are too afraid of her! Yeah, next time you're thinking about her masturbating, imagine she's a hot french VAMPIRE chick, and then tell me how sexy it is. ...shit.

Your messing with my imagination dude! now I'm thinking of a twilight vamp chick... no longer hot!

johnnie99 0
anataliaguerrero 0
Nikki 16

Why do you think hot girls don’t **********? Are you assuming hot guys are just that good in bed?

debbyman13 21

Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too? Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

This actually happened to my roommate. She related the story back to me. Apparently the sex was THAT good.

talksarahh 0
ELfyJordan 0

O the hilarity!! *guilty face* o I'm sorry ....

Penaman 0

Let me guess the end you passed out and your mom found you.

Calm down killer, that's what you get for angry masturbating. Just sayin.

chic_babydoll97 0

haha :) that's why you ain't supposed to '**********' that hard/fast and it's kinda really nasty