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Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13319) - you deserved it (32025) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Were you masturbating while running a marathon?

#9 - On 01/17/2011 at 5:18pm by every1luvsboners

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Wow.. does this mean you would do the same through intercourse too?
Just imagine someone started to have an asthma attack while you're in them or they're in you..

#7 - On 01/17/2011 at 5:14pm by iliketurdles

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