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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40059) - you deserved it (26541) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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did you swallow?

#8 - On 01/17/2011 at 10:05am by carlycrf

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hahaha .
don't lie , you liked it (;

#1 - On 01/17/2011 at 10:03am by iHaveADream_

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