Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39984) - you deserved it (26526) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
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did you swallow?
#8 - On 01/17/2011 at 10:05am by carlycrf
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don't lie , you liked it (;
#1 - On 01/17/2011 at 10:03am by iHaveADream_
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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