Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 5:19am / United Kingdom / Intimacy

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  • YDI for having sex while the family was still home.

    #6 - On 01/15/2011 at 1:44pm by key_2010

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  • That's right, folks! I just made your little girl come three times! What's for dinner? I'm staved.

    #26 - On 01/15/2011 at 4:22pm by sourgirl101

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