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Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML


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On 01/13/2011 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Lebanon

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sex and food! that's all we think about!;:

#2 - On 01/13/2011 at 5:02pm by mclovin55

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You misheard. He said, "bugger". You should have rolled over and spread your cheeks =D

#7 - On 01/13/2011 at 5:05pm by KaintukeeBob

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